Joey Hamende

Plays: Piano, Bass, Drums, Guitar, Mandolin, Baritone, and like six notes on the Trumpet.

Turn-ons:

  • Bacon
  • 9' Steinways
  • A woman that can cook
  • "Abbey Road"
  • Legos
  • Dark Chocolate
  • Bone-in Ribeyes
  • Tall women
  • Dos Equis
  • A woman that can clean
  • Oreos in ice cold milk
  • and Amps that go to 11

Turn-offs:

  • Ronnie Wilson
  • Holidays
  • Musicals
  • People
  • Sports
  • Cucumbers
  • Manual Labor
  • Taylor Swift
  • Skinny jeans
  • Tequila
  • and Smoking

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Lubbock

Dallas

Lubbock

Dallas

Lubbock

Dallas

Lubbock

Dallas

Photos by Oertel Photography